Hundreds of Proofs of Gods Existence!

last SG · 2008-01-20T16:22:00+00:00

Okay. I don’t have that kind of super power.

Icemoon SG

Get ready to be blown away by the reasoning!!

For a sample,

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ARGUMENT FROM SHEER WILL
(1) I DO believe in God! I DO believe in God! I do I do I do I DO believe in God!
(2) Therefore, God exists.

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ARGUMENT FROM NONBELIEF
(1) The majority of the world's population are nonbelievers in Christianity.
(2) This is just what Satan intended.
(3) Therefore, God exists.

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ARGUMENT FROM PAROCHIALISM
(1) God is everywhere.
(2) We haven't been everywhere to prove he's not there.
(3) Therefore, God exists.

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ARGUMENT FROM THE BIBLE (II)
(1) The Bible says the Bible is true.
(2) Therefore the Bible is true.
(3) The Bible says God exists.
(4) Therefore, God exist.

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THE INEVITABLE ARGUMENT FROM HOMER SIMPSON
(1) Doh!
(2) Therefore, God exists.

http://www.godlessgeeks.com/LINKS/GodProof.htm

Wink

AndrewPKYap SG

6767
ARGUMENT FROM AUTHORITY
(1) Bush said God told him to invade Iraq.
(2) Bush is the President of the United States of America.
(3) Therefore, God exists.

AndrewPKYap SG

If Bush was not so stupid, he would have simply ask God to get rid of Saddam... or maybe he did but God told him, he is powerless to do that.

Therefore it proves that God exists.

Icemoon SG

can't find that one.

i found this:

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ARGUMENT FROM AMERICA, a.k.a. GEORGE W. BUSH'S ARGUMENT
(1) God bless America.
(2) You're either with us or against us, remember.
(3) Therefore, God exists.

Icemoon SG

god did not tell Bush there was no WMD also? Laughing

Chin Eng SG

I like 530 TYLER'S ARGUMENT FROM JESSICA ALBA
(1) Jessica Alba is a friggin' goddess!
(2) Therefore, goddesses exist.
(3) Therefore, God exists.

vince69 SG

*insane mode on....
maybe God did say NO.... thats why man decide to do it by his own effort.. Embarassed

Man: Attack them!
God: why?
Man: they have WMD
God: no they don't
Man... nevermind, I do it myself....

Icemoon SG

You forget about god's reply next.

god: in that case .. forget about borrowing my thunder bolts.

Laughing

stupidissmart SG

I like tis one Smile

ARGUMENT FROM ARGUMENTATION
(1) God exists.
(2) [Atheist's counterargument]
(3) Yes he does.
(4) [Atheist's counterargument]
(5) Yes he does!
(6) [Atheist's counterargument]
(7) YES HE DOES!!!
(8 ) [Atheist gives up and goes home.]
(9) Therefore, God exists.

PEACOCK ARGUMENT FROM SELECTIVE MEMORY
(1) [Christian asks "stumper" question.]
(2) [Atheist answers question.]
(3) [A lapse of time]
(4) [Christian repeats question.]
(5) [Atheist repeats answer.]
(6) [A lapse of time]
(7) [Christian repeats question.]
( Cool [Atheist repeats answer.]
(9) [A lapse of time]
(10) Atheist, you never answered my question.
(11) Therefore, God exists.

jondizzle foshizzle SG

Even though I do find this funny it doesn't make the TS any less of an arsehole by posting this in Eternal Hope. So hahaha and fuck you.

thehappybunny SG

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ARGUMENT FROM HUMAN NECESSITY
(1) Atheists say that they don't need God.
(2) Which just goes to show that they need God.
(3) Therefore, God exist

72
ARGUMENT FROM INSANITY
(1) No sane person could have thought up Christianity.
(2) Therefore, it must be true
(3) Therefore, God exists.

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# ARGUMENT FROM SCIENCE (I)
(1) Science is always true.
(2) Science says that there is a vanishingly small chance that all of this could have happened on its own.
(3) Therefore, God exists.

Laughing

AndrewPKYap SG

3985
ARGUMENT FROM THE DEVIL WAS PRETENDING TO BE GOD AND LIED
(1) God told Bush there was WMD.
(2) If there was, God exists
(3) If there wasn't, the Devil pretended to be God and lied, therefore, God exists.

AndrewPKYap SG

5138
ARGUMENT FROM Black is Black
(1) Blacks in this world have black skin.
(2) If there is no God, Blacks would have white skin.
(3) Therefore, God exists.

Phaze SG

AndrewPKYap SG

4528
ARGUMENT FROM IF GOD DOES NOT EXIST THERE WOULD BE NO GOD
(1) If God does not exist, there would be no God.
(2) Therefore, God exists.

AndrewPKYap SG

4158
ARGUMENT FROM EVERY HUMAN ACCEPTS IT
(1) Every human on the planet earth accepts that God exists.
(2) Those that do not accept are less than human.
(3) Therefore, God exists.

AndrewPKYap SG

4331
ARGUMENT FROM EVERY PLANT AND ANIMAL WORSHIPS GOD
(1) Every plant and animal worships God.
(3) Atheist do not know it, that's all.
(2) Therefore, God exists.

stupidissmart SG

I like the cartoon Laughing

googoomuck SG

Christianity vs atheism?

The fact is this - people can do terrible things in the name of either one.

Atheists like Hitler, Stalin and Mao Zedong were just as capable of the terrible things that some early Christian leaders did.
Laughing

Icemoon SG

haha .. sometimes it is good to relax also. at least believers, neutrals and atheists can mingle around without calling each another names. so far no blasphemy of God too.